I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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