D3 body, D1 cock
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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