Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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