I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
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