sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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