I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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