It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
