She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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