if you like me you must not know who I am
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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