Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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