Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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