But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Is it penis luge time yet?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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