it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
where are my eyebrows?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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