Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
You can't just leave with hair like that
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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