At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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