I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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