Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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