Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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