I accidentally had phone sex last night
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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