I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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