did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
then he tried to convert me to islam
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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