Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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