office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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