Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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