is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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