Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
organizing the empties. That sober.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm experimenting with sincerity
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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