Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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