His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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