Me. At least after what I've been through.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
