idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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