she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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