Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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