And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Randomize
