Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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