i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
