Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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