Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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