I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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