Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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