That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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