It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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