3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I see more hoeing in ur future
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