He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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