just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
We are all done wearing pants today
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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