Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
