ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
my sisters under your porch take her home
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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