plz talk dirty to me
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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