i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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