Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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