meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Randomize
